Ok, Fellas, this one is for you. I will compile a list of dating dos and don'ts. I hope you find this helpful!
*** THIS IS NOT EXHAUSTIVE!!! (THIS IS NOT A COMPLETE LIST)*****
~Based on events that actually happened to me!!~~
DO NOT!!!... I repeat DO NOT!
1. Show up for a date where she will have to drive YOU all over town.
2. DO NOT, this should be repeated, DO NOT show up with 75 cents to your name to take a girl out!
3. NO way at all is it acceptable to tell a woman that you have just met that she is a @#$#^$^#$%&%& (Insert any applicable cuss word here). Not cool kids!
4. Leave her stranded at a restaurant for a non-emergency "emergency" concocted by your family. (Emergencies consist of death, dismemberment, or supper death/kills!)
5. Never ever tell her that if she doesn't get in her car and drive over an hour to come see you that you will kill yourself! There is a very good chance that she will not come and you will have to make good on your promise!
DO
1. Attempt to avoid the douche-baggry that is listed above!
Happy Dating!
Oh, and when you kiss her, PLEASE for the love of all that is Holy and Sacred!! DO NOT FLICK YOUR TONGUE ABOUT IN HER MOUTH LIKE A SNAKE SEARCHING FOR FOOD! It's very disconcerting and quite odd! She will dump you, like faster than you can flick your tongue around in her mouth!
Ladies..... YOU'RE WELCOME! Please feel free to add to my list....as it is just a nick in the surface of how to treat a woman!
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