Ok, so I should be doing something else related to my life, like accompishing goals and benchmarks that I set out to achieve. However, the current bench marks are not playing nice and I have chosen not to play with them until I feel they are willing to co-operate. (Please read this as I have a writing assignment due and I cannot start it to save my wretched LIFE!!! So, I have turned to the blog-o-sphere for assistance!)
Given that this is my first post (of what I hope to be many more in the future) I owe you a brief glimpse into my world. I am a graduate student, I am facing graduation in May--which means that soon I will be forced to join the "adult world". I am unsure of how I feel about this, is it a plight or a right of passage?
I have two cats and an aging dog. I am socially awkward and sometimes socially handicapped. I feel like I think better at a computer rather than with the spoken word, but in the same vein I like to make very large and caricature-esk movements, which just enhances my awkwardness if I happen to be writing in public. Those who know me either love me or they cannot stand me. The silver lining to a blog is if you hate me...you can passively scroll on your way with a few clicks. You might leave me a message expressing your soul crushing hatred for me, but hey...Freedom of Speech right? Do as you must.
I typically over think everything or I do not think it through at all. For example...I have been thinking about starting a blog for what seems like FOREVER! I have paced the floor over it and verbally accosted myself about it! *I think I have a mean girl that lives in my head! Just FYI*
ME: I think I'll write a blog!
Mean Girl: Who would read the crap you would post on the interwebs?!? NOBODY, THAT'S
WHO!!!
ME: Ok, maybe I won't write a blog....
So, I listen to the mean girl that lives in my head...but you know, she never speaks up when I'm about to do something completely stupid!! Like tonight, I was cleaning the cat boxes. I don't use clumping litter, so this is what goes down!
Mean Girl: "Just dump the whole box in the bag! It will go smoothly."
ME: (Like a SMUCK!) OK!
(Used cat litter spills all over the floor and I am covered in icky grey funk! Mean Girl is conspicuously quiet!!!)
So, just for spite to prove the mean girl in my head wrong, I have started this blog!
Please, know that I am a light switch, I am either utterly obsessed or I have no clue that something exists on the planet. This applies to all aspects of my life! I seem to encounter people who are utterly obsessed with me or those who have no inkling that I am on earth let alone in the same room with them.
And I have a RAGGING case of ADHD as well as OCD. So, this could be interesting!
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